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Dear Diary...
Crasher.
mercredi 1 octobre 2008

Lol. I suddenly remembered an old joke that i heard, regarding Microsoft.

Here it goes.

One day, Bill gates awakes to see himself in the clouds. In front of him is a wise-looking old man with a long white beard. He was carrying a thick book, standing in front of a large gate.

The old man says, "Welcome to heaven young man."

"Why am i here?"
"Well, you're dead! you should be glad you're in heaven"

After their short conversation, the old man flipped open the book and looked for Bill's name.
Beside his name wrote all the properties he would deserve during his stay in heaven.

He received:

2 Bungalows
A swimming pool
A tennis court
2 Cars

Bill was very glad. He then went to his first home in Heaven. He began to look around the neighbourhood. The first person he saw was his neighbour.

Bill: "hello! i'm new here. you are?"
The Neighbour: " I am the captain of The Titanic. So wat did u get?"

Bill said proudly:" Well, i got 2 bungalows, a swimming pool, a tennis court and 2 cars"
The captain said," oh? i've got 4 bungalows, 2 swimming pools, a bowling alley, a tennis court, 3 cars, a yacht and a beautiful wife."

Bill was furious. He went to look for the old man.

"Why did the captain of the Titanic get so much more than me?"
The old man replied, " well, he only crashed once."

:D:D:D:D:D

I think its funny. haha

Here's another.

3 men went to heaven.
According to how faithful they were, they were given different vehicles.

The first man said he never cheated on his wife before, he got a chauffeured limousine
The second man said he lied to his wife once. He got a Sedan.
The third man said he cheated on his wife a few times, he got a scooter.

Then while cruising in his limo, the first man saw his wife in another limo. he smiled.
The second man saw his wife in a sedan, he too smiled.
The third man saw his wife on roller skates. He crashed his scooter.

:D:D

Jokes are fun.

Last one :D

The PINK cloud.

3 men were told a wise tale by an old wizard, never to step on the pink cloud, or they will get the worst fortune of their lives.

The first man was a handsome young man, he accidentally stepped on the Pink cloud and he got a very ugly girlfriend.

The second man was a good-looking young man, he too accidentally stepped on the pink cloud and got a very ugly girlfriend.

The last man was a old and ugly miser. He got a beautiful wife in just 2 hours.

The 2 men asked wat happened. The miser just smiled. His wife answered" I stepped on a pink cloud."

:D:D:D:D:D

okayy im done.

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